hello people
we're all really bored arent we? yeah so i sourced for some jokes on the net to share with everybody to cheer us all up. enjoy:
Because we had waited so long to reserve a room in Butte, Mont., so that we could stay over after attending a concert, the major motels were booked. The Chamber of Commerce, however, gave me names of other, smaller motels. One I called had a vacancy, but when I requested a non-smoking room. A sweet, matronly voice apologized. We don't have any nonsmoking rooms, but I'll remove the ashtrays for you. -- Barbara Michel, 1993, from Life's Like Thathttp://www.readersdigest.ca/laugh_search.htmlthe guys might like this one... girls dont feel offended.
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"http://jokes.comedycentral.com/results/detail.asp?id=10011&sql=1&cat=28okay im not sure whether this is too touchy but it's a joke, so just take it light-heartedly.
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is bothmale and female."This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well," she says, "God is both black and white."This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, themother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantlyasks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"(from a comment posted by rauf on the blog mfunny.blogspot.com)okay yeah that's all i have. couldnt find really good ones. i always spot the awesome ones when i am not in any real need of joke, sighz. alright have to sleep now. ta!
diana
