Friday, April 28, 2006






yo peeps...i got more pics and even got 3 limited edition pics today at the bus stop involving the zenoelectric fox and his new beau!!!!enjoy!!! i know sum ppl gonna kill me for this...but c'mon. SUMONE said he wanted to keep his new beau a secret...let me ask YOU*points*...IS THIS BEING DISCREET?!?!?! oh...an the other pics are mr eng and his wife (so sweet)...chrisand alvyn gaying(as usual)...and slave girl (diana) being kicked by slave master(zenoelectric fox)...hahahahahah
ENJOY!!!
eruelectric niggersaur...
7:07 PM
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
hello people
we're all really bored arent we? yeah so i sourced for some jokes on the net to share with everybody to cheer us all up. enjoy:
Because we had waited so long to reserve a room in Butte, Mont., so that we could stay over after attending a concert, the major motels were booked. The Chamber of Commerce, however, gave me names of other, smaller motels. One I called had a vacancy, but when I requested a non-smoking room. A sweet, matronly voice apologized. We don't have any nonsmoking rooms, but I'll remove the ashtrays for you. -- Barbara Michel, 1993, from Life's Like Thathttp://www.readersdigest.ca/laugh_search.htmlthe guys might like this one... girls dont feel offended.
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"http://jokes.comedycentral.com/results/detail.asp?id=10011&sql=1&cat=28okay im not sure whether this is too touchy but it's a joke, so just take it light-heartedly.
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is bothmale and female."This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well," she says, "God is both black and white."This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, themother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantlyasks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"(from a comment posted by rauf on the blog mfunny.blogspot.com)okay yeah that's all i have. couldnt find really good ones. i always spot the awesome ones when i am not in any real need of joke, sighz. alright have to sleep now. ta!
diana
10:12 PM
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Haiz... the class T is going nowhere... erm. So maybe its better if we did it online. I shall use the tagboard as a voting place k? Btw I would like to warn the class that baby blue may sound fun now, but believe me I know some classes who found it fun in the beginning and then stopped wearing it a few weeks later. I'm not telling you not to vote for that but please reconsider. I shall also be casting votes for design of shirt k?
So, what i want everyone to do is to post their desired colour and desired design ( eg. pattern of our names/picture/ 06ip05 ) on the tagboard. If you have any designs other than these 3 plz voice them out. Plz help me tell the chinese scholars to cast their votes as well. However i will say this, ONCE YOU HAVE POSTED YOUR CHOICE ON THE TAGBOARD, DO NOT MAKE ANY FORM OF ARGUMENTS OR COMMENTS ABOUT OTHERS CHOICES. It will cause great difficulty for my job of colating the votes. Voting begins...... now. So get voting!
Matthew
P.S Lets all support our class and our senior class council by voting for them!
6:54 PM
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
hello 05!
how're we all feeling on this dismal rainy day? well good i hope. anyway, enough of that and straight to the point: i need people to represent aqua in the annual track and field meet 2006.
alright, just a little bit of propaganda; we all love aqua dont we? and aqua totally rocks, doesnt it, like that fantastic skit it put up for international friendship day (unlike a lot of other houses). however, aqua can only continue rocking on with the support of its fellow members, and come on people, that includes us.
so, let's all participate wholeheartedly and be proud to represent aqua, alright? with that, aqua might just rise to the very top, how lovely. okay down to the details, here they are:
- 100m run
- 200m run
- 400m run
- 800m run
- 1500m run
- 3000m run (ip girls)
- 5000m run (ip boys)
- high jump
- long jump
- triple jump
- javelin
- short put
- discus
- 4x100m
- 4x400m
- ip class relay (1.6km)
okay the last item on the list in bold is like super compulsary. there are only supposed to be 4 people in the team, with the restriction that there can only be 2 guys and 2 girls. it's gonna be 1.6km altogether, so dont start sweating already. for this event i already have alvyn and chris so i need 2 more girls.
for the inter-class relay, 4x100m, only a maximum of 2 boys are allowed. and for the 4x400m house relay, track and field members are not eligible. 4 runners and 2 reserves are needed but since it's a house relay, whoever wants to sign up just do so and i suppose sui hang will shortlist everyone.
finally, for the 100m and 200m runs i already have alvyn and chris. could some girls volunteer themselves please? and the track and field meet doesnt revolve around alvyn and chris so everybody else, please step up as well. (all the same, thank you to the two of you for being so enthusiastic).
alright just a final word, im kinda sick so im not sure whether i'll be present tomorrow. alvyn could u please make a second registration form just in case and hand it to sui hang in the morning at assembly on my behalf should i be absent?
yeah and if u want to sign up for any of the events, just sms me at 94890786. yup okay that's all. enjoy the rest of whatever little there is of the day and keep in mind the dreaded mi essay due tomorrow.
oh, and remember- this is for aqua.
diana
8:26 PM
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to da council erects of 06ip05 : bandana KAURR and denise CHEW, I is sayin a big good luck and goodbye.
to be da speech day and you is probably all preparing / prepared for it already. but i says, you just relax, cos it will work out (probably)
just saying us 06ip05 students is behind you both, especially denise. we are proud of you for getting in to this erection thingy, and i hope you get erected cos you both put in lots of hard work and effort, especially bandana.
take care, good luck, big up yourself and to the end!
no need for thanks, you are all well-cum
8:12 PM
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
Martha Undergrace was hurrying from her shift as a volunteer at the homeless shelter kitchen. Since the weather was cold, they had served many more hungry people that morning, and she was late in leaving.
As she drove to her Bible Study class at church, Martha exceeded the 55 MPH speed limit. Soon she noticed red flashing lights in the rearview mirror and she realized she was being pulled over by a traffic officer.
Officer Johnny Law explained "Mrs. Undergrace, you were driving 70 MPH in a 55 MPH zone and that is against the law. There is a severe penalty for this offense." Martha had a sinking feeling upon receiving this news.
Then she was amazed at Officer Law's declaration, "Mrs. Undergrace, even though you are guilty of this offense, I am granting you favor. For my own good pleasure, I will sacrifice and pay this penalty for you. I will also insure the offense does not appear on your driving record. Go and speed no more."
Martha was dumbfounded at Officer Law's charity, and she rejoiced and proclaimed her love for him and his selfless act. She told everyone she met about Johnny Law's grace, mercy and charity. She encouraged them to seek him out and ask him to cover their infractions too.
When Martha Undergrace drove away to her Bible Study Class... (You complete the sentence by choosing A or B...)
A. ... she was relieved that the law was done away with and drove 70 MPH whenever she pleased. Officer Law took no further action. He Wept.
Many years later when Martha was before the entrance committee screening her application for admission to the exclusive, high security, gated, elegant New Kingdom neighborhood, she was charged with non-submission, reckless behavior, causing a child to stumble, and working iniquity. When her kinsman redeemer and advocate appeared before the judge to arrange for her release, He noted her encounter with Officer Law and replied, "Depart from me you worker of iniquity, I never knew you". Her application was refused and she was remanded to live in the dreadful neighborhood called Outer Darkness where there was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth!
OR
B. ...she joyously accepted the grace offer and in LOVING RESPONSE to Officer Law's sacrifice, Martha Undergrace thereafter, diligently and willfully obeyed the traffic rules. The speed limit remained 55 MPH - the law was not abolished. Her penalty for breaking the law was paid for by another.
Martha Undergrace could not abuse Officer Law's charity by assuming she was above the law and free to break it at will. She accepted His grace and vowed to show her love through obedience. Officer Law left to prepare Martha's home in the New Kingdom neighborhood.
PS. The correct answer is "B".
This is our response to the grace vs. law issue. We have been freed from the penalty of our sin (death), but we are not free to abuse the one who has freed us, by living a lawless life. The law remains intact...our penalty has simply been paid for.
4:29 PM
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Saturday, April 08, 2006
Finally decided to post the pics on my hp...enjoy...dam clear rite..i know...thanks...

the unthinkable occurs.....yes!!!!she's sitting on his lap...muahahahahaha

the unthinkable number 2 occurs...hes actually holding...yes!!!Chris is actually holding on to denises hand...
hehe
gooooooo oh five...we must improve together...
Don Erusha Virajith Tiranagama
11:25 PM
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Friday, April 07, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CLASS'S SEX BOMB....ALVYN!!!
yay! haha. happy birthday alvyn, from 06ip05.
diana
8:21 PM
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Monday, April 03, 2006

MISS LOW! ;D
charvi wanted this up dont ask me why.
wenlin!
8:13 PM
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Saturday, April 01, 2006
hello o5!
haha, just when u thought u'd see the last of me, here i am again, lol. hmm, this place needs a bit of livening up...let me think of something controversial to write about, that way we can all have a little bit more to argue about. and well if i dont, then we can all look back on this post and agree that it was a dumb one. haha.
anyway, how're ur new seating arrangements coming along? i think it's really great that we've been seated with a purpose- to help each other. for the ones who r helping, keep in mind that when u teach others ur further imbedding into ur mind the lessons u learnt; and for the ones who r being taught, be grateful and appreciative of ur peers' efforts. furthermore, with the new seating arrangement, we will all get to know one another much better so take advantage of it, alright? but study hard too of course.
so yeah. that's about it, sorry couldnt think of anything controversial to spark off a nice debate but looking at the tag-board i can see the guys are having a lovely time. enjoy. ta!
diana
9:24 PM
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06IP05 da best class in TC35 =P
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